It is 21 days until the 2012 election.

For those of you who have yet to make up your mind, I urge you all to consider the Emperor of the New Millenium Vermin Supreme as your candidate.

Under the self-described “friendly fascist” President Supreme’s administration you can expect a high-quality dental care program, zombie-based energy solutions, the expectation that no promises will be kept, a “vote completely thrown away” and free ponies for all citizens.

Below is Vermin Supreme glitterbombing Randall Terry, because Jesus said to.

(Source: youtube.com)