Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

radmax:

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theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Oops.

Well, that’s the Serpent, not Thor. But Thor has destroyed and damaged it on numerous occasions, including this time when he simultaneously shattered the shield and killed Steve Rogers:

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Felicia Hardy might not like someone taking her title.

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I had a hard time with Ayn Rand because I found myself enthusiastically agreeing with the first 90% of every sentence, but then getting lost at ‘therefore, be a huge asshole to everyone.’

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Tags: comics SEX

madillac:

tankboy:

entertainmentweekly:

theatlantic:

entertainmentweekly:

Okay, so this is apparently what the alien invaders in The Avengers look like. Though the image is a little fuzzy, EW’s Anthony Breznican says it indicates that the beasties aren’t “the goblin-esque, Spock-eared Skrulls, though it’s possible they are a more savage take on the Kree, despite [Joss] Whedon’s claims that it’s not.”
All we know for sure: We have no idea what a “Skrull” or a “Kree” is. Maybe they’re Yeerks?

Sounds like someone needs to step up their comic game.

By “we,” of course, I really meant “me, your EW Tumblr-er, who loves dorky things like fantasy and Douglas Adams and kiddie sci-fi but never really got into comic books.” Sorry about the lack of specificity.

I know what Skrulls and Kree are, but the best thing about this is the back and forth between EW and The Atlantic!

Mr. Madillac just told me he suspects “that they are either the footsoldiers of Thanos, the mad titan (setting up the sequel, when Thanny himself has to come to earth and clean up) or the Disir, undead viking warriors from Hel.”

My first thought was Thanos, due to that helm, but I imagine that would require bringing the Eternals into the series and connecting Loki to Thanos.
The Disir make sense, given the already established Loki connection.

madillac:

tankboy:

entertainmentweekly:

theatlantic:

entertainmentweekly:

Okay, so this is apparently what the alien invaders in The Avengers look like. Though the image is a little fuzzy, EW’s Anthony Breznican says it indicates that the beasties aren’t “the goblin-esque, Spock-eared Skrulls, though it’s possible they are a more savage take on the Kree, despite [Joss] Whedon’s claims that it’s not.”

All we know for sure: We have no idea what a “Skrull” or a “Kree” is. Maybe they’re Yeerks?

Sounds like someone needs to step up their comic game.

By “we,” of course, I really meant “me, your EW Tumblr-er, who loves dorky things like fantasy and Douglas Adams and kiddie sci-fi but never really got into comic books.” Sorry about the lack of specificity.

I know what Skrulls and Kree are, but the best thing about this is the back and forth between EW and The Atlantic!

Mr. Madillac just told me he suspects “that they are either the footsoldiers of Thanos, the mad titan (setting up the sequel, when Thanny himself has to come to earth and clean up) or the Disir, undead viking warriors from Hel.”

My first thought was Thanos, due to that helm, but I imagine that would require bringing the Eternals into the series and connecting Loki to Thanos.

The Disir make sense, given the already established Loki connection.

theatlantic:

entertainmentweekly:

Okay, so this is apparently what the alien invaders in The Avengers look like. Though the image is a little fuzzy, EW’s Anthony Breznican says it indicates that the beasties aren’t “the goblin-esque, Spock-eared Skrulls, though it’s possible they are a more savage take on the Kree, despite [Joss] Whedon’s claims that it’s not.”
All we know for sure: We have no idea what a “Skrull” or a “Kree” is. Maybe they’re Yeerks?

Sounds like someone needs to step up their comic game.

Seriously EW.
Also, I have no idea what race those would be.

theatlantic:

entertainmentweekly:

Okay, so this is apparently what the alien invaders in The Avengers look like. Though the image is a little fuzzy, EW’s Anthony Breznican says it indicates that the beasties aren’t “the goblin-esque, Spock-eared Skrulls, though it’s possible they are a more savage take on the Kree, despite [Joss] Whedon’s claims that it’s not.”

All we know for sure: We have no idea what a “Skrull” or a “Kree” is. Maybe they’re Yeerks?

Sounds like someone needs to step up their comic game.

Seriously EW.

Also, I have no idea what race those would be.

isitsafe:

volatileessence:

nothingshortof:

how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:

blueandbluer:

textbookenigmatic:

rgnrd:

Suddenly, Aquaman isn’t useless.

oh my god this is brilliant

OH FUCK

OUTRAGEOUS!

Paging Angela.

This would make Aquaman a way less sucky super hero. 

I don’t think there has ever been a more important comic book-based discussion.

Ever.

Okay. I know it’s popular to make fun of Aquaman, but do people seriously not even read the comics? The dude has ridiculously superhuman strength, that isn’t limited to him being in the water:

Telepathy, even if he suffers from bad one-liners:

As opposed to a guy that’s just wearing a bat costume:

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I wish I knew enough about computers to do this.

I wish I knew enough about computers to do this.

My favorite xkcd, in honor of International Women’s Day.

My favorite xkcd, in honor of International Women’s Day.

Compare and Contrast
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Frankly, I see no difference between thee and a summer’s day. Only Ron Paul offers a TRUE alternative.

Compare and Contrast

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Frankly, I see no difference between thee and a summer’s day. Only Ron Paul offers a TRUE alternative.


You will be led to judgement like lambs to the slaughter-a simile whose existence, I might add, will not do your species any favors.
The National Museum of Newtisms
Alt text: Abel and Steve would’ve been fine! I like Steve!
An ‘American Tradition’ is anything that happened to a baby boomer twice.