— Charles Darwin
- Friend: Okay so remember CatDog?
- Me: Yes.
- Friend: And did you see the episode of Family Guy last season where Peter has to go to AA, and he's wasted talking to Brian about how CatDog goes to the bathroom. That's probably the funniest moment in Family Guy in the past three years, which is saying something because it's been getting better.
- Me: Yeah.
- Friend: And when I was a kid, my dad was really disturbed by that show for exactly that reason.
- Me: It probably just oozes out the pores. I mean if an orgasm like that evolved, it probably has means of excreting waste unlike those we've seen before.
- Friend: Hahaha. I'm just going to move past that typo.
- Me: Haha. Probably best.
- Friend: But yes, that is true, and that was always my assumption.
- Me: Cause that's logical.
Not a crocoduck, doesn’t pass the Kirk Cameron test:
WILL BE WATCHING THIS. PREPARING FOR LAUGHS.