The Vaportini: A Cocktail Inhaled, Not Stirred
Here at The Salt, we’ve heard about some whacky cocktail trends swirling around the country recently — from bacon-infused mescals in Washington to liquid nitrogen martinis in San Francisco.
But why do you need to drink your cocktail when you could inhale it instead?
That’s right, folks, the “Vaportini” has arrived. And it’s making a big splash on the cocktail scene in Chicago.
In essence, the Vaportini is a simple device that evaporates flavor-infused spirits, so you can breathe in the aromas and alcohol through a glass straw.
Think of it as something between warming a brandy snifter over a candle and freebasing Knob Creek bourbon.
Restaurateur Julie Palmer came up with the idea after visiting a friend in Helsinki. “She would go into the sauna with a bottle of vodka and pour it over the coals,” Palmer tells The Salt. “You could really feel the effects of the alcohol without drinking it.”
When Palmer returned home, she wanted to re-create that experience at Red Kiva, a cocktail lounge she had opened up in Chicago’s hip West Loop neighborhood.
But ultimately she settled on a simple setup: a hand-blown glass globe with a candle underneath it. A shot of spirit sits in the globe, and as it heats up, the liquid evaporates and fills the sphere with flavorful — and intoxicating — vapors, which you can then suck up through a glass straw.
Jake Malooley, a reporter for Time Out Chicago, got to try the Vaportini firsthand recently, while writing an article on the device.
He gives the gaseous quaffs mixed reviews.
"I felt like it was unsatisfying," he tells The Salt. "Part of why we drink beer and cocktails is for the taste — it’s cold and refreshing. The Vaportini eliminates a lot of the sensual elements of the cocktail experience."
Nevertheless, Malooley says he was surprised by how much of the whiskey’s nuances came through in the vapors. “When you inhale it, you can taste the flavors of each alcohol on your tongue. You can tell it’s whiskey.”
Malooley doesn’t think vapor cocktails will replace the liquid versions anytime soon. “It’s a fun accessory to do as a dessert course or start off the night, but you wouldn’t want to spend the whole night with the Vaportini — it just wouldn’t be satisfying.”
This seems like an incredible waste of good alcohol to me.