"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed. I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying."
Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle - Reuters (via brooklynmutt)
“A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.”
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(Source: brooklynmutt, via shortformblog)